Bed Scenes
(A sequel to "Mondays Should Be Abolished")

I want to sleep for all eternity. I know it's a pretty long time. And I know that I'd be helpless against nightmares, bedsores, mosquitoes and soiling my sheets. But at least I'd still be alive, stress free and well rested.
I now understand why Godzilla wanted to wreck Japan after waking from centuries of sleep; I'd do the same, wreck Japan.
Rip Van Winkle is my idol.
Morpheus is my god.
Sleeping Beauty my muse.
...zzzzzzzz